“Just sounds like this Queen got rejected by all the other Queens at this years Lady Gaga convention (as you know which was held in Sparkle Land and was fabulous, what with all the gay rainbows shooting out of every orifice and Lady Gaga herself jizzing in everyone’s filthy disease-ridden holes) and has now decided his new motto is FUCK ALL Y’ALL BITCHEZ. Honey, calm down, you need to get your sparkle on again!”

Gwurrrrrl I will move my ass to Australia to make sweet love to this delightfully divine tumblr owner.

I mean that’s a well crafted, layered read.  Talent.