Gee I wonder why this charming character finds boys harder work than girls? Hmmm…

Is it:

His arrogance (the whole “good looking, fit” rubbish)? His claim that he is fun (get F…ked)? The fact he has no face pic (classic Time Waster)? His internalised  homophobia and insecurity about his sexuality (claims he is “masc” coupled with “fems need not apply” – as though they would)? 

Or is it the ultimate of ironies? That he demands we all “think before [we] talk”?

Right now I’m wanting an extremely large toilet so that I may flush him down it.